How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.