How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"