What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.