What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Because they want to see the front line too

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Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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The screen stays black when you check the time.

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It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..