He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
A waist of time
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.