He only wears Rolex around his waist.
The Ethiopian chicken.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
