What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!