What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.