How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice