How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!