How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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