Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.