What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.