How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady