Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!