Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.