When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!