What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill