What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill