What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill