Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone