What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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A double bridle

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.