Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips