How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Ewok Jokes More Ewok Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Endor Jokes More Endor Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.