How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.