How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.