How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.