How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!