Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.