How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?