How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.