How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.