How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.