They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
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It hurts, but olive.
Taken, not stirred.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Shaken. Not stirred
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
On the rocks.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
I prefer both of them shaken
You call 9-wun-wun
He touched the stove before it was cool...
You did that on porpoise
Because he never spills the beans :-)
Because they are the wurst.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Qui-Gon Gin.
Qui-Gon Gin
With a paira, paira, pairadice
Apple Martini
Rattata.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Because 7 8 9 A
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Caster sugar.
Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..
