How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.