How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop