They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Taken, not stirred.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
Shaken. Not stirred
Shaken, not stirred.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Because their hips stir.
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Stirring it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You add ices.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Haiti.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
It lives on ice !
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
She might squeal on you.
Kermit the Frog's finger
The tip!
They want to finish before it's cool.
He died of asphinxiation!
Hulk ash!
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
It hurts, but olive.
Shake N' Bake.
Throw in a load of laundry.
It's not my fault.
