What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.