What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.