How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers