How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.