How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!