What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker