How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.