How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg