How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.