How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.