How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.