What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!