What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."