What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

What does Math stand for?

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"