How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.