How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise