How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman