How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!