How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.