Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

X Post Jokes More X Post Jokes

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)