How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.