Cello?
Answer: To a Bananas foster home.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because it had good connections!
My phone is turned off.
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
A: A cello burns longer.