Cello?
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Buster tire can I use your phone !
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
