How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"