How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"