How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"