What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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God does not punish twice.

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Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Up and atom!

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training