How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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To cut the corners!

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"