Accidentally hit submit before you
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
Pillow fight!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
The rest of her is cold too.
Top post on /r/Jokes.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
No, wait.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
