Accidentally hit submit before you
The punchline is too long.
When you are ill, because they are sick
Because it was the punch line.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Leave the plunger in the toilet
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Submitting a stool sample.
