How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)