How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '