What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac