What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile