Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists