How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.