How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.