How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!