What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.