What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)