Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What the heck?

Who are those people up there "

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River