How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.