What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!