What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...