How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.